Oh Stanced cars. Just Stop.

"CAR_IS_MI" (car-is-mi) 10/16/2013 at 11:26 • Filed to: Stance, Fail

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This morning as I was waiting for the light on the exit ramp, I witnessed a kid in a stanced Lexus with stretched tires attempt the turn on the on ramp too fast.

Best described as hilarious, the thin stretched tires on their ridiculously off camber had a contact patch equal to that of a child's stroller. This caused the heavy ass end to wash out. As the driver desperately attempted to correct the wash, the cut springs did their job, and started hopping around as if the springs had been replaced by a pogo stick.

The kid eventually came to a stop without hitting anything and drove on.

BUT PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE STOP MAKING STUPID MODIFICATIONS TO YOUR CARS!!!

Cherry_man1 > CAR_IS_MI 10/16/2013 at 11:29

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Agreed, I wish he would of wrecked just so he wouldn't do it again.

webmonkees > CAR_IS_MI 10/16/2013 at 11:32

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You haven't experienced true Stance Rage until you see one of your favorite cars stanced. Can Stance be repaired?

Not the one I saw, but whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy (infinity)

offroadkarter > CAR_IS_MI 10/16/2013 at 11:39

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no dude, don't hate on his swag. You're just a hater bro

CAR_IS_MI > offroadkarter 10/16/2013 at 11:40

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You got me hom3skill1t, I' str8 h8in

Slave2anMG > CAR_IS_MI 10/16/2013 at 11:40

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Coty > CAR_IS_MI 10/16/2013 at 11:43

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That's not all stance cars, not that any of you will care.

CAR_IS_MI > Coty 10/16/2013 at 11:46

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Its a terrible fad and it needs to be killed with fire.

Coty > CAR_IS_MI 10/16/2013 at 11:49

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Cool.

ColoradoTaco > webmonkees 10/16/2013 at 12:01

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That beetle is freakin badass. would dd

webmonkees > ColoradoTaco 10/16/2013 at 12:06

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Oh yes. after a nice new suspension and repaint of the floorpans.

ColoradoTaco > CAR_IS_MI 10/16/2013 at 12:30

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Lowriders have been around forever, "stanced" cars are just a minor extension of that (basically the same imo)

hell War recorded "lowrider" in like '75

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > CAR_IS_MI 10/16/2013 at 12:34

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No.

Stance is awesome.

Dangerous stance is not that awesome. (A bit)

CAR_IS_MI > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 10/16/2013 at 12:38

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Nope.

function > form.

Stance = form

CAR_IS_MI > ColoradoTaco 10/16/2013 at 12:43

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Lowriders have hydraulics / Air suspension to keep some sort of drivability. Most stanced cars have cut springs and tires too small for the wheels...

ColoradoTaco > CAR_IS_MI 10/16/2013 at 13:51

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Did Cheech's Impala have hydros? No. My Cousin's minitruck from the 90s didn't either. In fact, most of the "hardcore" stance guys would say bags are for groceries/bitches/milk (if you're Canadian)

I do agree on the stretched tires. That shit be dangerous.